Couple contracts for real life
Sign it.
Frame it.
Love it.*
Turn your best in-jokes and ongoing domestic disputes into a funny, giftable contract made for two signatures and zero courtrooms.
*“Love it” is not an enforceable term. Obviously.
Agreement no. 0001
The Us Contract
Snacks.
Duvet rights.
Remote control.
In writing.
Clause 4
All good crisps require written consent.
Status
Ready for dramatic signatures.
Legally dubious since ______
OFFICIALLY ADORABLE
Better together. Anyway.
The official premise
Your relationship already has rules. We just make the paperwork funnier.
Each printable agreement is part gift, part date night and part evidence that your shared nonsense deserves a proper filing system.
required
What is in the file?
A very serious format for extremely unserious terms.
Exhibit A
The signing page is the photo moment.
Names. Date. Signatures. One perfectly posed “we agreed to this” picture.
- 01
The tiny arguments
Snacks. Duvet territory. Who is, technically, in charge of the remote. Give the case the hearing it deserves.
- 02
The big signing moment
Write your names, date the occasion, make it official-ish, then get a photo before anyone appeals.
- 03
The notice of breach
A tear-out warning for the person who ate the good crisps and now claims they were “just there.”
Available for immediate execution
Choose your favourite ongoing dispute.
Final notice
Sign it. Frame it. Breach it.
Give your favourite person a contract that says “I know all your weird little rules and I’m still here.”